You know, starting a new relationship means having to learn how to fart silently once again.
…When it is too late. La la la. . . going to the bathroom can be an enjoyable thing for certain people. They’ve come up with different names for that very important task. Heck, there is even a Toilet Paper … Continued
Some restrooms at smaller places, such as coffee shops, usually are Single Rider restrooms. This particular type of restroom only has a one person limit with one toilet, one sink, one of everything. They’re very comfortable, actually. Not having to deal with … Continued
I hope your weekend was filled with a lot of fun and awkward moments. You might have done this one recently actually, it is quite common.
Even the word sounds awkward. Fart. I was studying at the university library one day, and I was in a hurry because I was behind on my work, and I needed to go to the post office before it closed. … Continued
If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, you probably don’t walk your dog. Or worse: you don’t have one. It has come to my attention that I don’t really know how to react when my dog starts doing … Continued
I was taking care of business one lonely Wednesday afternoon in a restroom with about five toilet stalls. (For those of you [women] that are not familiar with men’s restrooms, they have toilet stalls and urinals. Urinals are for peeing, … Continued