You know how when you try to fart as you’re walking, it comes out as a series of pops? Well, most of the time, right? Lets not get too technical here. I was walking around downtown, heading toward a burrito … Continued
You know, starting a new relationship means having to learn how to fart silently once again.
(. . but you didn’t). Talk about awkward! Sometimes I stick to leather seats in cars (I’m not sure why). It doesn’t bother me very much, but whenever I try to move in my seat I hear a loud farting … Continued
A lot of things can be considered unacceptable nowadays: Farting while on a formal dinner, stealing from an old lady, and multitasking if one of those tasks includes urinating. One that our technological society is still refusing to accept is … Continued
Ever stepped into an elevator by yourself? Some people have a fear of these small boxes that move up and down in a narrow tube in some hidden corner of a building. The way I describe it, it sounds like I’m … Continued
I hope your weekend was filled with a lot of fun and awkward moments. You might have done this one recently actually, it is quite common.
Even the word sounds awkward. Fart. I was studying at the university library one day, and I was in a hurry because I was behind on my work, and I needed to go to the post office before it closed. … Continued
I’m not sure how many of you actually eat a good breakfast before heading to your office or an early morning class. I tried it for some time, and I guess I did see positive results. I felt more awake, … Continued